Ask Dirk and Dave Strider

officialnatasharomanoff:

chivalrousgambler:

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

me huntin for the pussy

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SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL

Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.

You made your bed now lie in it.

this is my favorite post in the entire world

gleeksunited-infinity:

zieglerandlukasiak:

brookiemariehyland:

Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen

"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"

"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"

preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

charlamagnethagod:

lmportant:

charlamagnethagod:

Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny

no need to imagine

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I AM SO HAPPY

noodlerface:

suave asami takes korra to a bar idk

noodlerface:

suave asami takes korra to a bar idk

smackarie:

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my child

pectus-pectoris:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD HARU IS SO OFFENDED

screama-renren:

castielcampbell:

kurloz-in-a-box:

somekidsaregaythatsokay:

Why do people use the bible as an excuse to be homophobic? Look at all the things the bible forbids.  

Just to point this out

he looks really sad about the no football one

you’re not allowed to poop either, technically

screama-renren:

castielcampbell:

kurloz-in-a-box:

somekidsaregaythatsokay:

Why do people use the bible as an excuse to be homophobic? Look at all the things the bible forbids.  

Just to point this out

he looks really sad about the no football one

you’re not allowed to poop either, technically

upperstories:

Your fav characters crying in fan art.

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Your fav characters crying in canon.

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letskisstheangels:

Visit Rapture!

Step 1: Stare at the centre dot for 30 seconds.

imageStep 2: Look at any of these 5 pictures.

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Step 3: Enjoy!

blookisses2:

johnfreakingegbert:

Thank you stranger for making my day

It says “I warned you about the stairs bro” in alternian

blookisses2:

johnfreakingegbert:

Thank you stranger for making my day

It says “I warned you about the stairs bro” in alternian

tavrisprite:

texas-smuppet-massacre:

Just a warning, there’s some asshole going around the homestuck tag.
Everyone look out and send tavrisprite nice thing, okay?

ok this has seriously happened to me three consecutive times now. THREE. What the hell did i ever do???? besides??? BLoG??»» hoW dARE I!

tavrisprite:

texas-smuppet-massacre:

Just a warning, there’s some asshole going around the homestuck tag.

Everyone look out and send tavrisprite nice thing, okay?

ok this has seriously happened to me three consecutive times now. THREE. What the hell did i ever do???? besides??? BLoG??»» hoW dARE I!

what-what-jingle-butt:

mobybat:

narwallbacon:

I had this on my screen earlier when i was listening to music and eating, and i realized something, her dance goes with almost any song

Guys
this fucking thing went to
Metallica
Fucking Metallica

OMG. IT REALLY DOES.

what-what-jingle-butt:

mobybat:

narwallbacon:

I had this on my screen earlier when i was listening to music and eating, and i realized something, her dance goes with almost any song

Guys

this fucking thing went to

Metallica

Fucking Metallica

OMG. IT REALLY DOES.